Nit picky problems I have with Disney’s “Beauty and the Beast”


I have seen B&B over and over many times and certain things stand out in my mind that just screams out as bogus. Let me explain. Ok the premise of the story is the prince denied an “old woman” the right to shelter in his castle three times and she becomes a fairy who curses him. He now has until his 21st birthday to find True Love or the curse is permanent.

Now, since obviously the occupants of the castle are not suspended in time and are, indeed, on a tight schedule, all this is happening in one lifetime. Now lets look at the situation’s details. He isn’t 21 yet, but, he is Master of the castle. Since the average age of majority is 18, this would indicate that from curse to resolution is taking place in just 3 years. If he was younger then 18 at the curse’s start, he would have been under a Regent. Certainly his Regent would have overruled him and apologized to the old woman. Or for that matter, if the regent was a dick too, it would have been the Regent who would have brought the curse on them all. And take a look at this fairy. If she was a good fairy, why would she bring such a curse on the innocent members of the castle. In fact, last time I checked some of those innocents included children. In fact that brings up a whole new wrinkle. Children. Would a “Good” fairy bring such a curse on innocent children? The existence of the children also brings the timeline into question. Certainly Mrs. Potts , as a teapot, is incapable of sex and reproduction. So those children were born and raised a bit before the curse. She had 4 or five kids, too. How old was the youngest. This certainly supports the idea that the curse hadn’t been in existence for very long.

 Or even if not there are complications. Prior to the curse, this was a working castle filled with people. Since those views given us of the castle doesn’t indicate any sort of farm land for growing food, there had to be some system of acquiring supplies from the outside world. Food wagons, people bringing necessities as well as interchanging news and information. Lets face it a full castle cannot exist in a vacuum. And since he was a prince that means he ruled someone. A relationship like that  (ruler to ruled people) couldn’t just up and vanish like that. Ok, so lets say the outside world gets the idea that the castle is now cursed. Nobody goes to the castle anymore. Fine that Idea is believable. However, the castle wouldn’t be forgotten. People in all the nearby towns would be talking about the castle for years afterward.

Now the town Belle and her father live in could very well be the closest town to the castle. Granted dad used a horse and wagon to travel with but, through that forest, he didn’t get very far. Remember, the “angry mob” at the end WALKED to the castle with torches and pitchforks and whatnot and arrived still as fresh and angry as they left. If they were close enough to walk there, they damn sure should have known about the castle’s existence in the first place. And to be realistic, when faced with a castle filled with living furniture, none of them would bravely keep fighting. They would have lost their nerve the first time they saw the furniture and left that braggart behind.

Now lets talk about the furniture. The furniture in the castle were all actually servants that were transformed by the curse. So where did the furniture that was originally in the castle go? It was suggested to me that the servants were all fused to the furniture they were most likely associated with. Clothes dressers with closets. The cook with his stove. Ok maybe. But when the curse was lifted they all were changed back to full human. So where did the furniture go? And what about the furniture in the Prince’s room? They were all broken and torn up. Did he murder his personal servants? Did the broken closet transform into a gutted and rotting attendant? Granted some of the furniture wasn’t  “alive”. The table in the dining room for instance. But most of the furniture ( including the silverware, for God’s sake) were alive. The only piece of furniture I saw after the curse was lifted was the maid’s duster. She had it in her hand when she flirted with Lumiere. And let’s not forget the painted beings on the ceiling of the ballroom. Did they transform to human ( and possibly fallen to their deaths)?

And now that the prince is back to normal, does he have an army? Does he send out his army to remind the nearby towns and villagers that He is the boss again? Thus are the many questions in my mind. Ah well.

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